Right.......
We know he has a WDC (World Diffuser Champion 2009), but what do you think? Can this boy really cut it as a threat to Alonso, Vettel, Hamilton? Good old Jense surprised me yesterday with some classy driving under some relentless pressure from Alonso but that was one race. Im not technical when it comes to formula one, but Jense comes across to me as a nice tidy driver who cant take a car to the limit and a bloke who just cannot ever accept that he could be the reason the car didnt make it to the position he expected.
Seriously, If he gets a good quali it's......
"The car just felt great today, the guys at the factory have been working really hard, thanks guys, your the best, take my wife, no! take my mother even"
The car then goes into parc fermme....
If Jenson messes up during the race (cos 'Smooth' driving doesnt work against Animals like Hamilton and Vettel who put the car on the ragged edge) his post race interview goes something like.....
"Something big has changed on the car since yesterday" (How Jenson, it was in parc fermme?)
"I dont know what it is and neither do the team" (Exactly Jenson, cos the car was in Parc Fermme)
" We'll have to take a long look over the break and find out what it is" ( Ermmm, Jenson we have had a look at the telemetry and you were a little too smooth during sector 2 and you lost about 0.3)
This whole "smooth" driving thing is getting outta control. I don't want smooth drivers in my car, I want a driver who can get the car nearest to the limit without making mistakes, if i wanted smooth, i'd hire Barry White.
Another thing, Jense seems to be one of them drivers that needs the best car to shine, without the best car, he looks HORRIBLE, aka that time at Honda when Rubens was getting more outta the car than him. Lets get real here, when Ross Brawn started Brawn GP, he didn't trust button with that car, even when he knew it might be a rocketship, so he had Fernando Alonso approached, thats shows you how much faith he had in Button.
Regarding the conclusion of this years championship, I think Jense needs to watch his tyres pressures in the next few races....... I saw Ron Dennis in the garage this weekend and that can only be bad news for Jense. The words DENNIS and SABOTAGE go together like Basil and Tomato. Lets put this into perspective....
Dennis loves sabotaging people and with him its instinctive, he see's the opportunity and he doesn't miss it. At this years British GP Dennis hadn't been in the Paddock long enough to steal someone's possessions or end someone's world title chances, so he make his way to the pit lane. He did an interview with BBC's Eddie Jordan, and then straight afterwards sneaks up on Jordan with a pair of scissors and cuts his mic wires so he Eddie cant be heard on the BBC broadcast.
To be fair, if there was ever a time where F1 needed some sabotage, that was it....
But that episode totally summed up Ron Dennis..... This man lives for ruining other people lives, its his passion. If Ron Dennis asks you to put the Kettle on for a cup of tea, you can be sure the Kettle will have the fuse taken out of it, or the plug missing. Then Ron will be telling you "look, everyone has the same kettle here, we are fair trust me, you have the Uncle Ron Guarantee of Fairness".
If I was Jense, I be VERY VERY careful, you ever seen that film enemy of the state Jense??? WATCH IT.... And Jense before you get in that Mclaren company car to go to work, check the brakes are actually working before you set off, cos your standing in the way in Ron Dennis's investment/lovechild and he aint interested in anyone else winning anything, in this world, and I mean anything..... The Mclaren pub quiz.... Dennis will give Lewis the answers, Lewis's junior spelling bee competition...Dennis will give lewis the answers, he doesn't care, LEWIS MUST WIN EVERYTTHING!!!
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