The photoshop thread

**wisepie** · 3rd April 2013, 17:40

Doesn't sound right without Rob's low-key Northern drawl, Sagi! And anyway, that's our line in the same way as Kimi's inimitable 'leave me alone, I know what I'm doing' radio message, both classics which will be remembered for a long time! Lewis should have let Nico through, though, and how do you clever so-and-so's put these imaginative and very funny posts together, I know I'm stupid but it's beyond my technophobic capabilities. Keep it up, we need a laugh now and again!

**sagi58** · 3rd April 2013, 17:46

Originally Posted by wisepie

... how do you clever so-and-so's put these imaginative and very funny posts together, I know I'm stupid but it's beyond my technophobic capabilities...

Believe me when I say, if I can do it, anyone can!! You see, I have just recently given up
my (purple) flip phone and joined the ranks of BBMers around the world!

**Corey** · 4th April 2013, 01:49

Originally Posted by Nero Horse

What is the matter with you? This is such a stupid statement. It's not like the guys who make the energy drinks in the factory are also making F1 cars and winning world championships. The "Red Bull" name on the team is just a name, it could just as well be Jaguar Racing for example which it originally was. They have just managed to hire some of the best and most skilled people in motor racing to work for them, like Newey, and named the team "Red Bull". The only connection between the actual energy drink company and the F1 team is the money that Red Bull pours into that F1 team. That is all.

Oh c'mon, that was just a drunken statement on my part. You didn't really think I meant for real when I wrote that did you

SO if someone said you had a chipmunk voice then does it mean you're an actual chipmunk?

**SilverSpeed** · 4th April 2013, 19:06

**wisepie** · 5th April 2013, 06:57

Originally Posted by sagi58

Believe me when I say, if I can do it, anyone can!! You see, I have just recently given up
my (purple) flip phone and joined the ranks of BBMers around the world!

Sagi, I possess only a bog standard mobile phone, can just about manage a text, just about remember how to find the Sky F1 channel on TV, what on earth is a BBMer? Didn't know Bieber had his own phone company too. I have no idea about photoshop or any such technicalities, so am beginning to feel left out! Aiuto!

**sagi58** · 5th April 2013, 17:40

Originally Posted by wisepie

... I have no idea about photoshop or any such technicalities, so am beginning to feel left out! Aiuto!

You have to start small!! No high fallutin' techno-gizmos, at first, ok?
I'll help in my own limited capacity!!

**SilverSpeed** · 5th April 2013, 18:18

**wisepie** · 6th April 2013, 16:49

Two fingers would be better than one.

**wisepie** · 6th April 2013, 16:52

Originally Posted by sagi58

You have to start small!! No high fallutin' techno-gizmos, at first, ok?
I'll help in my own limited capacity!!

I don't do gizmos at all, Sagi, so maybe better if I admit defeat now. Saying that, though, I DO feel embarrassed to be quite so stupid and fail dismally to grasp what can be done and where to even start to learn how! Povero ragazzo stupido.

**Nero Horse** · 6th April 2013, 22:50

Originally Posted by Corey

Oh c'mon, that was just a drunken statement on my part. You didn't really think I meant for real when I wrote that did you

SO if someone said you had a chipmunk voice then does it mean you're an actual chipmunk?

And how exactly was I supposed to know that it was just a "drunken statement"? I'm not a mind reader you know. Here's some friendly advice free of charge, all comments that compliment the Red Cow and mock Ferrari in any way will NOT be well received around here, whether it's a joke or a serious comment doesn't matter. I love jokes and having a good laugh, but definitely not on the expense of Ferrari, never-ever! I know now that you probably didn't mean anything by that joke but I found it to be in bad taste.
FYI, if we were talking in real life then I would say all this in a friendly and calm voice, so that you know that I'm not angry nor looking to start up something here. Think of my comment as one tifoso giving advice to another tifoso. Cya!

**Corey** · 7th April 2013, 18:20

Originally Posted by Nero Horse

all comments that compliment the Red Cow and mock Ferrari in any way will NOT be well received around here, whether it's a joke or a serious comment doesn't matter. I love jokes and having a good laugh, but definitely not on the expense of Ferrari, never-ever! I know now that you probably didn't mean anything by that joke but I found it to be in bad taste.

Heh, relax.. Little jokes aiming at Ferrari doesn't necessarily mean the guy should receive some good old butt-kicking for laughing at his own team, we laugh at stuff we love all the time! Looks like you're the only one who has problems with it

By the way there is another cartoon pic of Alonso being held hostage on the previous page, is that in bad taste too?

**Massimo** · 9th April 2013, 08:51

Time to pay up Sir Branson.

**sagi58** · 9th April 2013, 12:55

Originally Posted by wisepie

I don't do gizmos at all, Sagi, so maybe better if I admit defeat now. Saying that, though, I DO feel embarrassed to be quite so stupid and fail dismally to grasp what can be done and where to even start to learn how! Povero ragazzo stupido.

Nobody is perfect and nobody knows it all!
I try to learn "one" new thing everyday!
Seems to work for me!

**wisepie** · 10th April 2013, 17:12

Originally Posted by sagi58

Nobody is perfect and nobody knows it all!
I try to learn "one" new thing everyday!
Seems to work for me!

Yes but I don't have enough remaining brain cells to accommodate new technology, it's like a brick wall in front of me. One new thing every day by all means, just not involving machines! (unless they're red with four wheels!)