PF1: We heard you been doing them team orders, we told you not to do them team orders, them is the RULEZ!
Stefano: Were is the order? I didn't hear any order given for Massa to move over.
*Radio communication is played back in court*
Rob Smedley ''Fernando is faster than you, can you confirm you understand that message?''
Stefano: See, no order was given, Felipe was simply told Alonso was faster, he then choose of his own free will to move over, case closed.
PF1: You been telling dem lies boy, it was obvious, Nikki Lauda spoke to us, he used to be a racer and he said 'what dey done is against the rulez', forget the evidence, its all about the rulez!
Stefano: Massa was never given an order to move over.
PF1: Really? Well we have a key witness who said he has proof and he is very reliable.
*Enter Ron Dennis*
PF1: Ron do you swear to tell the almighty truth so help you god?
Dennis: Come on guys, this is me, Uncle Ron
PF1: Okay Ron proceed.
Dennis: Well, one of our engineers accidentally went into the Ferrari garage, i think he must of got the wrong garage by mistake.....and then he accidentally left a Dictaphone in the garage, which accidentally recorded several technical meetings between the drivers and engineers, obviously we had no idea how this happened......
PF1: Sounds believable, carry on Ron.
Dennis: Well on the tape, we heard Alonso shouting at Luca Di Montezemlo, Alonso was saying things like "we are doing the team orders, i run this team, i run the entire world and there's nothing you or anyone can do about it hahahahahaha"
PF1: That sounds exactly like Fernando, but do you have the tape here?
Dennis: Ermm no, The dog ate the tape.
PF1: Ron as plausible as your course of events is, we need some evidence.
Dennis: I have some here, its a document written by Ferrari saying they do team orders.
PF1: Fantastic, how did you get this?
Dennis: Well one of our engineers, he sleepwalks, and one day he sleepwalked right into Maranello and then realised he was in the wrong place,........
PF1: He sleepwalks during the day?.......
Dennis: Ermmm yes.........so he went back to woking and when he was back in woking, he realised there was a bit of paper stuck to his hand, and then he looked at the paper and realised it was confidential information.
PF1: Ahh okay, that kinda thing happens to us all the time.
*Ron passes the document*
Dennis: This is what we found.
PF1: THIS IS DAMNING EVIDENCE STEFANO!
Stefano: No one at Ferrari wrote this, Ferrari isnt even spelled correctly
PF1: Exactly, typical foriegners, when are you gonna learn to speak proper english, typical, you italians cant build cars without british people and you can't spell without british people either, THAT'S IT DOCK ALONSO 50 POINTS AND GIVE LEWIS AN EXTRA 20 POINTS FOR COMPENSATION.
Stefano: What about Massa??
*PF1, checks to see how many points massa is away from lewis in the drivers championship*
PF1: He's not close enough to bother lew.................errrmm we mean it wasnt his fault, you lot forced him to move over, so we wont punish him for following orders. COURT IS ADJOURNED.
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