Sack them all

**Meiga** · 10th April 2011, 17:14

Originally Posted by Forzi

*rises hand*

My driving instructor said i have a great sence of humor and i'm always eassy on the brakes. Is that enough?

But make no mistake - I will be the number 1 driver. I am currently on my way to the Santander headquarters to have a word with Emilio.

PS May I double as the lollypop guy (girl in tis case)? I always liked the lollypop - sack that lights device too!

**Greig** · 10th April 2011, 17:14

Originally Posted by Forzi

One lil problem. Whose gonna design the car, do the paper work and get the wheels on the car?

Loads of experts on here, will be open-source

**Sianellen** · 10th April 2011, 17:15

I could draw a doodle sketch of a car. Can I have the job as car designer?

**Katu** · 10th April 2011, 17:16

i think i would do great, i won every gp with my playstation

**Greig** · 10th April 2011, 17:17

Originally Posted by Sianellen

I could draw a doodle sketch of a car. Can I have the job as car designer?

Didn't work for Costa, so no

**Hornet** · 10th April 2011, 17:17

Originally Posted by Alonsomaniac

I have an idea: let's take over and do it ourselves.........only.....who is going to drive??

More importantly, we need to hire Donald Trump.

No one delivers the line "you're fired" better than he does.

**Sianellen** · 10th April 2011, 17:19

Originally Posted by Greig

Didn't work for Costa, so no

Damn. Would using an Etch A Sketch help my cause?

**Grillo** · 10th April 2011, 17:19

Ok, I can design the car:

We should be able to beat Virgin and HRT no problem. Then I promise a major upgrade in Barcelona if you haven't sack me by then.

**Greig** · 10th April 2011, 17:19

Decent upgrade, can you bring it to Turkey?

**Greig** · 10th April 2011, 17:20

Originally Posted by Sianellen

Damn. Would using an Etch A Sketch help my cause?

If you can do a circle with it yes

**Meiga** · 10th April 2011, 17:21

Originally Posted by Grillo

Ok, I can design the car:

We should be able to beat Virgin and HRT no problem. Then I promise a major upgrade in Barcelona if you haven't sack me by then.

There is something amiss with that livery...

**Grillo** · 10th April 2011, 17:22

Originally Posted by Greig

Decent upgrade, can you bring it to Turkey?

To Turkey a promise to bring a great paella for all the team members.

**Katu** · 10th April 2011, 17:22

Originally Posted by Meiga

There is something amiss with that livery...

how about wheels

**Meiga** · 10th April 2011, 17:23

Originally Posted by Katu

how about wheels

Nah, I just realised - it is the water bottle that we are lacking!

**Grillo** · 10th April 2011, 17:24

I promise to have KERS working very soon and maybe DRS if I decide to wear a rear wing at all.

**512 TR** · 10th April 2011, 17:25

Originally Posted by Greig

Not that you are bitter though

What, can't you feel my bitterness through your screen? Hmm...must be the internet limitation.

**GamD** · 10th April 2011, 17:26

If ***** Noris was there he could lift the car with one arm and do the nut with the other...

**Katu** · 10th April 2011, 17:27

picking the drivers is very important, because according to rules, team can have 4 drivers for a season..

**Sianellen** · 10th April 2011, 17:27

Originally Posted by Greig

If you can do a circle with it yes

It's a bit of a bumpy circle, but I can blag it for a few races

**Greig** · 10th April 2011, 17:28

thats the red bull secret!

**IceCold** · 10th April 2011, 17:29

Sack Failonso! He is so slow, where is Kimi?

**Grillo** · 10th April 2011, 17:32

Originally Posted by IceCold

Sack Failonso! He is so slow, where is Kimi?

Kimi is having a Coke and a Magnum in a truck at NASCAR maybe?

**crewskas** · 10th April 2011, 17:34

Sack them all and put ***** Norris in red...
He will be president, technical director, designer, pit crew, both drivers simultaneously, factory employees and he will go Grand Chelem in all races.
And let Charlie Whiting dare to defy that...

**IceCold** · 10th April 2011, 17:38

Originally Posted by Grillo

Kimi is having a Coke and a Magnum in a truck at NASCAR maybe?

Kimi is WDC with Ferrari!

**Tifosi** · 10th April 2011, 18:07

Useless!!! All of them!

I agree with EJ, we need Perez because he is a genious. Massa is clearly heading for the door (as he has been since he arrived 5 years ago) and Alonso should be replaced by Kobayashi, so give Sauber a free engine or two and pinch it's drivers. Simples!

Stefano needs sacking because he doesn't get as angry and self-righteous as the Fredifosi (which is a GOOD thing) and he's wimpy, indecisive and a complete girl like the Felifosi. He is therefore no good at anything.

Bring Flavio in, obviously! We need a mentally unstable, indecipherable crook with no morals and a thong & slipper fixation to lead our team for heaven's sake!. Also, sack that guy with the wheel-gun today, he is clearly dead wood.

I also think it's important to have lots of knee-jerk reactions, find people to blame to make up for our disappointments and specifically go out of our way to start threads that focus on the negatives as opposed to the positives - which no self-respecting supporter on a supporter's forum should concentrate on.

Whatever happens, we should all look for a scapegoat. It is our duty as Ferrari supporters!

**Forzi** · 10th April 2011, 18:20

Originally Posted by Tifosi

Useless!!! All of them!

I agree with EJ, we need Perez because he is a genious. Massa is clearly heading for the door (as he has been since he arrived 5 years ago) and Alonso should be replaced by Kobayashi, so give Sauber a free engine or two and pinch it's drivers. Simples!

Stefano needs sacking because he doesn't get as angry and self-righteous as the Fredifosi (which is a GOOD thing) and he's wimpy, indecisive and a complete girl like the Felifosi. He is therefore no good at anything.

Bring Flavio in, obviously! We need a mentally unstable, indecipherable crook with no morals and a thong & slipper fixation to lead our team for heaven's sake!. Also, sack that guy with the wheel-gun today, he is clearly dead wood.

I also think it's important to have lots of knee-jerk reactions, find people to blame to make up for our disappointments and specifically go out of our way to start threads that focus on the negatives as opposed to the positives - which no self-respecting supporter on a supporter's forum should concentrate on.

Whatever happens, we should all look for a scapegoat. It is our duty as Ferrari supporters!

HAHAHHAHHAA

Could we also paint the Ferrari black with a scull on the front and add a sound system frew out the car with Hitler speaking when the car is moving

**Alonsomaniac** · 10th April 2011, 18:21

Tifosi, here is your goat.......

**Suzie** · 10th April 2011, 19:16

I sack MYSELF as a Ferrari fan! I am ASHAMED of all the team! Sure, they won us world championships but let's not even take that into consideration!

SACK THEM ALL I SAY!!!! FERRARI ARE DEAD TO ME. DEAD!!!