From what I can gather from the Newsofthescrewspapers, they have been forced to split up because the Evil Emporer of inconsequential fluff (Simon Cowell) has literally forced Nicole to do a job that neither she nor Lewis wanted her to do. Because money is so tight in the relationship, they had to decide between making ends meet and continuing their relationship.
Obviously Nicole couldn't survive on the pittance she was making wailing into microphones and wearing big sunglasses and Lewis couldnt possibly give up his career because he's a man and is on a crusade with sporting destiny - there was simply no fair way to save their deep abiding love for one another (and desire to be in each other's lives/photshoots forever) - even though it clearly trancended money, status and cutting edge eye furniture.
Never since the second world war have we heard such a tale of a lovingly devoted couple being torn apart from one another by cruel fate and force majeure. I imagine getting the call from Simon is a bit like being called to war - it's a dirty nasty business but someone has to do it. Similarly, If Lewis were to leave F1 he would be letting his fans down, his enemies down and hundreds if not thousands of fickle sports writers around the globe.
Thank you Lewis for making that sacrifice on our behalf and good luck with the X Factor Nicole - maybe you will be instrumental in finding the next homogenised shiny vehicle for over produced and heavily marketed pop. That in itself would be reason enough to sacrifice your lives together - given that fate decreed it!
Ultimately it's up to them and no-one else. Splitting up is horrible for anyone but if you are in the limelight, everyone wants a piece

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