What's with the lag in Alonso or Ferrari reacting to comments.... there's always a week's delay.... don't they have smartphones while on vacation?
BTW if this is a cult can I be named Minister of Disinformation?
In my newly appointed role, I would like to start by denying that Ferrari is currently having any problems whatsoever. There is no team named Red Bull that currently has a superior vehicle.
Also, I'd like to announce that Alonso and Massa will be replaced immediately with me.... that's correct, I will drive two cars.... I have long arms and legs....
Henceforth the Toyota and Ferrari windtunnel will cease F1 related operations and will revert back to their intended use of testing aerodynamically efficient thongs for Flavio Briatore and Bernie Ecclestone... Ferrari expects to apply the knowledge gained from this testing to curing blindness in giraffes... and possibly foot fungus, in humans and maybe also giraffes....
Furthermore, you are all expected to get cult approved haircuts.... sorry RedArmy....
Please stay tuned for further instruction.
Thanks
Last edited by Tony; 22nd August 2013 at 19:50.
Rest in Peace Leza, you were a true warrior...
All cult members shall have the following haircut
Forza Ferrari
Whew, what a relief. Did I get lucky. Mine already looks just like that, so I'm good to go.
Don't play dumb with me. I'm better at it than you are.
My hair is quite long, but not red....am I in trouble now?![]()
You can run like the wind, but you'll never outrun the Prancing Horse
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