Replacing Massa at Ferrari in 2012 - submit your CV here

[Grinsomx]

simple..i look good in red (or at least better)

[Meiga]

Because I am worth it

(hey, it worked for Schumi! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZSD4QqPTTk )

[Jack]

I have a photocopier at home so I don't need to go to a copy shop and ... oooOOOOps!

Sorry, wrong team.

[Agron]

Who is this Massa and why does he have my job?.

[Matt Pratola]

I'm the spitting image of Robert Kubica. Enough Said.

[Suzie]

I have a photocopier at home so I don't need to go to a copy shop and ... oooOOOOps!

Sorry, wrong team.

Hey, how's Nigel?

[anoopvp]

1) Have valid Indian Driving License
2) More than 5840 Hrs of racing experiance in TOCA 2
3) More than 2920 Hrs in Toca Race Driver
4) More than 9125 Hrs in F1 Career Challenge
5) Knows almost all the tracks in F1 and can recall all the corners and also know exact racing line

[Ferrarichamp]

I drive a red Punto (would be a Ferrari but it's a cost thing), and have no problem heating the tyres

[Tifosi]

1) Have valid Indian Driving License
2) More than 5840 Hrs of racing experiance in TOCA 2
3) More than 2920 Hrs in Toca Race Driver
4) More than 9125 Hrs in F1 Career Challenge
5) Knows almost all the tracks in F1 and can recall all the corners and also know exact racing line

TOCA 2 was CLASSIC!

[killer]

1) My name is not Felipe Massa
2) I drive in Manila. Our most orderly street makes the Monaco GP's first corner look like a church on Monday.
3) My name is not Felipe Massa

[sagi58]

Attachment 4241.........By the way... ................................

[XXX132]

Have a shotgun and I can hear the voices.

[bladeswing]

1 My name is Christian but my last name's not Horner
2 I can withstand the extreme pressures of running at maximum allowable speed... in the pitlane
3 But if Massa stays, I can be his "dirt in the sidepod inlets cleaner upper"
4 And if Massa stays, I can be his "patch between the eyes and over the nose replacer" and also wipe his visors, then tap him hard on the head while saying good luck in 1.5s
5 I can beat Fernando and Felipe easily - in a game of "who can keep his eyes crossed the longest"